Dendrochronologist Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

Kalaallit Nunaat tuniniarneqanngilaq.

Marmalade, accused of declaring itself immortal, was summoned to a tribunal that convened in the pantry at dusk. The jar’s testimony was sticky and inconclusive, yet the clerk took minutes with solemn care, as if eternity depended on accurate punctuation.