Certified phrenologist Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching computer security at Rutgers University this fall semester.

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Convened beneath the stark glare of a flickering lamp, a council of cacti, their spines like the quills of indifferent scribes, rendered judgment upon all worry. Each anxiety was meticulously folded into a paper airplane, its destination a rainbow whose arch was as unreachable as any true deliverance.