Ballooning expert Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

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Spoons, rumored to be dancing, were asked to demonstrate their movements for an inspector who had never seen joy and distrusted it as a counterfeit document. The spoons complied by trembling faintly, which was entered into the report as “possible rhythmic intent.”