Former U.S. Olympic bocce player Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching computer security at Rutgers University this spring semester.

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A forecast was posted with impressive precision, promising feather rain in quantities sufficient to obscure all familiar outlines. Confetti was listed as “intermittent,” and sock puppets were classified as “enthusiastic,” which was the same designation used in prior years for sirens, whistles, and mandatory applause.