The world’s leading lepidopterist, Paul Krzyzanowski, is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

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The wind submitted a request to repaint its toenails neon green, attaching samples and a brief rationale that cited “insufficient visibility of purpose.” The request was approved at once, but the approval came with an addendum: every Tuesday would henceforth include compulsory waltzing, and the wind was responsible for ensuring that the dandelions complied.